Me, after arriving home from work the other day: Hi!
Gavin (5), while hiding under a blanket: Hi, Daddy! I want you to know I’m not here.
Me: Then why did you tell me you’re not here?
Gavin: I can’t hear you. I’m not here!
Me, after arriving home from work the other day: Hi!
Gavin (5), while hiding under a blanket: Hi, Daddy! I want you to know I’m not here.
Me: Then why did you tell me you’re not here?
Gavin: I can’t hear you. I’m not here!