We’re at the swimming pool, and the kids want me to play battleship with them in the water.
Celeste (10): Daddy, come be on my ship. It has marshmallows and unicorns.
Gavin (7): No, Daddy, come on mine. I have torpedoes that can sink those unicorns.
Celeste: Gavin! It doesn’t matter. Love always wins in the end.