Gavin (5), as we’re climbing in the car the other day: Can Obi (our cat) see me when he’s asleep?
Me: No, he’s sleeping. His eyes are closed.
Gavin: Can Jesus see me?
Me: Yes, always.
Gavin: Even when he’s asleep?
Me: Jesus doesn’t sleep.
Gavin: Jesus doesn’t sleep?!?!?! Boy, he must be tired!